when lemons give you life you have discovered immortality through citrus and can use your new-found power for either good or evil
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
↳ The Doctor being forced to wipe Donna’s memories of him
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.
"i have a problem i can’t control"
"stop having that problem omg"
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty